🤿 The Closer I Get To The Bottom Tee
🤿 The Closer I Get To The Bottom Tee
Show off your diving passion — and your sense of humor — with this bold statement tee. Featuring a striking silhouette of a scuba diver and the witty quote “The closer I get to the bottom, the farther I am from idiots.” It’s the perfect shirt for ocean lovers who find peace and solitude under the sea.
With its comfortable fit and durable fabric, this shirt is great for casual wear, beach trips, or post-dive hangouts. A must-have for divers, ocean adventurers, and anyone who appreciates underwater humor.
Whether you’re diving deep or chilling on land, this shirt reminds everyone that life is calmer at the bottom of the ocean.
👕 US Size Comparison Guide
| Label Size | Length (in) | Width (in) | Equivalent US Size |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 25.20 | 17.32 | US XS |
| S | 26.38 | 18.50 | US S |
| M | 27.56 | 19.69 | US M |
| L | 28.74 | 20.87 | US M-L |
| XL | 29.53 | 22.05 | US L |
| XXL | 29.92 | 22.83 | US L-XL |
| 3XL | 31.10 | 24.41 | US XL |
✅ Based on US Regular-Fit T-shirt standards.
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good material and nice humorous shirt.
Good material, fasta shipping. I am satisfied.
The Closer I Get To The Bottom Tee
Item received in good condition thank you
ok perfect size and fabric quality.