The “HIGH AS F*CK” Retro Tee reimagines 1970s children’s educational art with an ironic adult twist. Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, this mint-green vintage-washed T-shirt blends nostalgic design with tongue-in-cheek humor. At first glance, it looks like a cheerful classroom poster, but a closer look reveals a psychedelic parody — complete with dancing letters, retro-style kids, and trippy mushrooms framing the line “Learn About Hallucinogens.”
The faded color palette, grainy texture, and oversized fit give it an authentic worn-in retro feel, perfect for those who appreciate subversive humor wrapped in nostalgia. This tee captures that balance between innocence and irony — the kind of shirt that gets a double-take wherever you go.
Made from 100% cotton, it’s soft, comfortable, and durable enough for everyday wear. Pair it with jeans or shorts for an effortlessly vintage look. Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print to preserve its vibrant artwork.
